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Disney XD’s March 2015 Premiere Highlights

Author: Nickandmore!

via press release:

March 2015 Programming Highlights
All programming subject to change

Sunday, March 1

Disney XDMarvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “The Defiant Hulks”
(8:00 AM – 8:30 AM ET/PT)
Hulk reluctantly fills in as Mayor of Vista Verde while Red and Skaar leave the team to start their own webcast as super villain bounty hunters – their first target: Abomination.

Marvel’s Avengers Assemble “Thanos Triumphant”
(8:30 AM – 09:00 AM ET/PT)
With the power and might of all five Infinity Stones finally in his gauntlet, Thanos plans to wield his power over the Universe while the Avengers make a desperate attempt to stop him.

Monday, March 2

Star Wars Rebels “Fire Across the Galaxy”
(9:00 PM – 09:30 PM ET/PT)
In this final episode of a thrilling two-part season finale, a daring rescue by the Rebels causes an increase in Imperial activity, forcing the crew to call for help.

Wednesday, March 4

Kickin’ It “Bringing Down the House”
(7:30 PM – 8:00 PM ET/PT)
The gang decides to buy themselves the ultimate gift – a boat. However, when they’re short on cash and use money from a fund set aside for the Seaford Boys’ Club, their plan backfires and they host a telethon to raise funds.

Mighty Med “Stop Bugging Me”
(8:00 PM – 08:30 PM ET/PT)
Oliver, Skylar, Alan and Gus leave Mighty Med to work on a school project together, and Kaz is left alone at Mighty Med while a rare and dangerous alien bug is on the loose.

Thursday, March 5

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web-Warriors “The Spider-Verse: Part One “
(9:00 PM – 09:30 PM ET/PT)
When the Goblin opens portals to alternate worlds, Spider-Man must team up with alternate versions of Spider-Man to stop him, including a future version from the year 2099 and Spider-Girl. Olivia Holt (“I Didn’t Do It,” “Kickin’ It”) guest stars as Spider-Girl; Freddy Rodriguez (“Ugly Betty”) guest stars as Spider-Man 2099; and Wendie Malick (“Hot in Cleveland”) guest stars as Norma Osbourne.

Sunday, March 8

Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “Enter, the Maestro”
(8:00 AM – 8:30 AM ET/PT)
While saving Earth from a potentially catastrophic meteorite, the Hulks come face to face with a future version of Hulk who might not be the hero they think he is.

Monday, March 9

Gravity Falls “Not What He Seems”
(8:30 PM – 9:00 PM ET/PT)
After government agents take Stan into custody, Dipper and Mabel question how much they really know about their Grunkle Stan. Nick Offerman (“Parks and Recreation”) guest stars as Agent Powers.

Wednesday, March 11

Kickin’ It “You Don’t Know Jack”
(7:30 PM – 8:00 PM ET/PT)
When Jerry disrespects Jack’s authority as a sensei and throws an unauthorized party at the dojo, Jack suspends him from taking his black belt test. A frustrated Jerry makes a wish that Jack never came to the dojo, and when it comes true, he sees what life would be like if Jack had never been a Wasabi Warrior.

Mighty Med “Less Than Hero!”
(8:00 PM – 8:30 PM ET/PT)
In an attempt to recruit new superheroes, Kaz holds superhero tryouts. Meanwhile, Oliver takes Skylar to a dance tournament to try to cheer her up when she’s not allowed to compete in the superhero tryouts.

Thursday, March 12

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web-Warriors “The Spider-Verse: Part Two”
(9:00 PM – 9:30 PM ET/PT)
When the Goblin opens portals to alternate worlds, Spider-Man teams up with alternate versions of Spider-Man to stop him, including Spider-Man Noir and Spider-Ham. Milo Ventimiglia (“Heroes”) guest stars as Spider-Noir.

Sunday, March 15

Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “The Tale of Hercules”
(8:00 AM – 8:30 AM ET/PT)
The Hulks travel to ancient Greece and team up with Hercules to stop Pluto from turning everyone on Earth to stone.

Monday, March 16

Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero “Defending the Earth / Number One Number Two”
(7:30 PM – 8:00 PM ET/PT)
“Defending the Earth” – Boone finds himself on the most popular game show in the galaxy where he must compete against Rippen in an outrageous contest that will determine the fate of the Earth. Guest starring are Chris Parnell (“Saturday Night Live”) as the Judge and Bruce Vilanch (“Hollywood Squares”) as himself.
“Number One Number Two” – When Rippen holds tryouts to replace Larry as his number two, Penn goes undercover as Rippen’s new minion to find a village’s stolen gold.

Kirby Buckets “It’s a Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad World”
(8:00 PM – 8:30 PM ET/PT)
Kirby is ridiculed at school after causing a toilet to explode. To avoid being teased on the way home, Kirby and his friends venture into The Bradlands, a part of town that only Brads live, and stumble upon buttons which he uses in an attempt to win over the school.

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja “Randy Cunningham’s Day Off / Bro-ing Down the House”
(8:30 PM – 9:00 PM ET/PT)
“Randy Cunningham’s Day Off” Randy’s fake sick day creates more trouble than he bargained for after Howard attempts to get his best friend back to school to avoid eating lunch by himself.
“Bro-ing Down the House” – Even though he knows he shouldn’t, Randy breaks into McFist’s empty house to retrieve a lost boomerang, putting himself and Howard in grave danger.

Wednesday, March 18

Lab Rats: Bionic Island “Bionic Rebellion”
(8:30 PM – 9:30 PM ET/PT)
Chase, Adam, Bree and Leo discover that a confidante has secretly formed an evil rebellion to exact revenge for his father’s death by killing Davenport, leading to a bionic battle of good versus evil. Meanwhile, Leo is quick to tell all of the other students that he is not “one of them” while bragging about living with Adam, Bree and Chase in their high-tech quarters, which quickly comes back to haunt him.

Thursday, March 19

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web-Warriors “The Spider-Verse: Part Three”
(9:00 PM – 9: 30 PM ET/PT)
Spider-Man chases Goblin through a portal to Medieval York, where he meets Spyder-Knight, and then to a parallel universe where Peter Parker has died and 13-year-old Miles Morales is now Spider-Man. Donald Glover (“Community”) voice guest stars as Miles Morales.

Sunday, March 22

Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “Banner Day”
(8:00 AM – 8: 30 AM ET/PT)
Hulk allows himself to be turned back into Bruce Banner but then struggles with the decision when Ronan launches an alien attack.

Monday, March 23

Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero “3 Big Problems / Cereal Criminals”
(7:30 PM – 8:00 PM ET/PT)
“3 Big Problems” – The team zaps into a world where they are enormous monsters and must convince the human President of a nearby island nation that the monsters mean them no harm. Maria Bamford (“Arrested Development”) guest stars as the President.
“Cereal Criminals” – In a world where everyone is a cereal mascot and cereal is grown on farms, Penn seeks the help of an imprisoned Rippen to catch The Milk Man, a villain threatening to flood all the cereal crops with milk, turning them soggy. Paul Reubens (“Tron: Uprising”) guest stars as The Milk Man.

Kirby Buckets “Gimme Some Room”
(8:00 PM – 8:30 PM ET/PT)
When a spare room becomes available in the Buckets household, Kirby and Dawn have different ideas on the best way to use it. After Kirby makes Pearly Todd look like a fool in front of the whole school, Kirby agrees to set Todd up on a date with Dawn.

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja “Living in Shooblivion! / McNinja – Brough to You by McFist”
(8:30 PM – 9: 00 PM ET/PT)
“Living in Shooblivion!” Ninja becomes blinded by his own doodles and seeks the help of S. Ward Smith, the blind sword smith of Norrisville.
“McNinja – Brough to You by McFist” – Ninja learns the dangers of selling out when he endorses every business in Norrisville, including McFist Industries.

Wednesday, March 25

Kickin’ It “The Grandmaster”
(7:30 PM – 8:00 PM ET/PT)
Kim returns from Japan with her sensei, Tomo, who’s interested in hiring Rudy for a position at the prestigious Otai. He interviews the gang about their sensei and after hearing about the impact he’s had on their lives, Sensei Tomo makes Rudy the offer of a lifetime.

Mighty Med “Oliver Hatches the Eggs”
(8:00PM – 8:30 PM ET/PT)
Oliver must care for a sack of highly valuable eggs when a pregnant female superhero is wheeled into the ER. Kaz helps Oliver hide his “pregnant” state at school.

Lab Rats: Bionic Island “Left Behind”
(8:30 PM – 9:00 PM ET/PT)
After sneaking a group of their bionic students off the island, Adam, Bree and Chase accidentally leave Spin and Bob behind and scramble to retrieve them before Davenport finds out.

Thursday, March 26

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web-Warriors “The Spider-Verse: Part Four”
(9:00 PM – 9:30 PM ET/PT)
When the Goblin uses DNA from six alternative Spider-Men to grow his own powers, the original Spider-Man assembles his alternative world counterparts to defeat him. Donald Glover (“Community”) voice guest stars as Miles Morales; Milo Ventimiglia (“Heroes”) voice guest stars as Spider-Noir; Olivia Holt (“I Didn’t Do It,” “Kickin’ It”) voice guest stars as Spider-Girl; and Freddy Rodriguez (“Ugly Betty”) voice guest stars as Spider-Man 2099.

Sunday, March 29

Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “Wheels of Fury”
(8:00 AM – 8:30 AM ET/PT)
The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. attempt to help Iron Man subdue Mainframe in a gladiatorial roller derby game for the fate of the planet, but are faced with a challenge when they discover only She-Hulk knows how to skate.

Monday, March 30

Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Star Comes to Earth / Party with a Pony”
(8:00PM – 8:30 PM ET/PT)
“Star Comes to Earth” – As tradition dictates, Star receives the royal magic wand for her 14th birthday, but her parents worry that she is not ready for the responsibility and send her to a place they deem safe – Earth.
“Party with a Pony” – Star’s best friend from her home dimension pays a visit and feels threatened by Star’s new friendship with Marco.

Star vs. The Forces of Evil “Matchmaker / School Spirit”
(8:30PM – 9:00 PM ET/PT)
“Matchmaker” – In an effort to get a better grade on her math test, Star offers to help her teacher Miss Skullnick with her love life but accidentally turns her into a troll.
“School Spirit” – Star, still unfamiliar with the lingo on Earth, misunderstands when she hears that the Echo Creek football team is going to “get slaughtered” and prepares a series of booby traps to protect them.

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja “Mastermind of Disastermind / The Brawn Also Rises”
(9:00PM – 9:30 PM ET/PT)
“Mastermind of Disastermind” – When Randy brags about his Ninja skills, Howard sets out to prove that he is a true mastermind that could beat the Ninja.
“The Brawn Also Rises” – When Randy and Howard’s fake “Chuck-a-Cabra” video gives them instant celebrity, it draws the attention of monster hunter Brawn Brickwall who tries to horn in on their glory by noogie-ing the beast.