Disney XD

Disney XD September 2013 Programming Highlights

Author: Nickandmore!

via Disney XD press materials:

Sunday, September 1

11 a.m. Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “All About Ego”
The Hulks face their biggest foe yet when they travel into space to battle Ego the Living Planet, who threatens to tear Earth apart! To survive, they have to tackle the second biggest ego in the galaxy — Red Hulk’s.

Saturday, September 7

10 p.m. Slugterra “The Thrill of the Game”
Burpy is sick and the only thing that will cure him is a trip to the Lightwell — a mysterious, hidden power source only slugs and the Shadow Clan know the way to.

Monday, September 9

8:30 p.m. Crash & Bernstein “Crash on the Run”
Wyatt saves Crash from a Build-a-Bestie doll recall but the boys soon find themselves on the run when a Bestie recall agent, Mr. Green, is dispatched to capture and destroy Crash.
Guest starring Emmy and Tony Award winning actress Andrea Martin (“Pippin”) as Mother Green and John Farley (“The Waterboy”) as Mr. Green.

Saturday, September 14

7 a.m. Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures “Planet Pac vs. the Ghosteroid”
In an attempt to save PacWorld from a giant Ghosteroid that is lured in by Dr. Buttocks, Pac-Man must grow to planet-sized proportions.

8:30 a.m. Packages from Planet X “Spring Loaded”
When Dan discovers his new high-bouncing alien pogo stick is really an alien seed planter that grows beautiful trees, he begins using the tool to gain recognition. However, Dan begins to fret after discovering the large plants are springing to life and grabbing Iron Bay citizens.

9:30 a.m. Xiaolin Chronicles “Buddy Blue Ray & The Golden Bunnies”
Dojo dreams about the mysterious dancing bunnies, which lead to the Golden Bunny—a mystical talisman hidden amongst the giant bunnies in an ancient citadel. The Monks must do what it takes to find and protect the sacred object, while keeping the giant bunnies at bay or they will mutate into beastly creatures and destroy the village.

10 a.m. Camp Lakebottom “Slimeball Run”
Eager to win Buttsquat’s awesome new racer, McGee challenges him to a cross-Lakebottom race with the cars and Camp Lakebottom at stake.

10 p.m. Slugterra “It Comes by Night”
When a mysterious creature begins draining the energy from all the slugs in a distant cavern, the residents offer a rich reward to whoever can stop it. Mercenaries come out hoping for the prize but the Shane Gang aim to stop it for free.

Sunday, September 15

11 a.m. Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “Savage Land”
A-Bomb is eager to prove himself to an over-protective Hulk and finds an unlikely mentor in Red, but when Sauron and his army of dinosaurs begin to flood Earth with lava, A-Bomb finds himself facing a true trial by fire.

11:30 a.m. Marvel’s Avengers Assemble “Depth Charge”
When Attuma tries to sink Manhattan, Hulk is forced to prove his strength or perish trying.

Monday, September 16

9 p.m. Lab Rats “Avalanche!”
As the Lab Rats return from a mission, Chase feels like the odd man out after Adam and Bree take all of the credit for the mission’s success. Out to prove himself, Chase heads to the Arctic to retrieve rare minerals that Davenport needs for an invention, but finds himself trapped in an avalanche.
Guest starring Madison Pettis

Saturday, September 21

7 a.m. Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures “Stand By Your Pac-Man”
It’s ValenPac Day and Pinky is so jealous of Pac’s friendship with Cyli she tries to get rid of her rival, which winds up getting Pac captured by the Pacinator.

8 a.m. Max Steel “The Truth Hurts”
When Max tells Sydney that his secret identity is Max Steel, his worst fears come to pass as she gets mixed up in one of his adventures with none other than Elementor!

8:30 a.m. Packages from Planet X “Bad Hair Day”
Dan tries to blow the biggest gum bubble in order to boost his popularity at school but ends up going too far and gets gum stuck in everyone’s hair. In order to get his reputation back, Dan uses a pair of alien scissors to dish out stylish haircuts to his classmates only to discover that the hair trimmings have rolled off and formed a giant alien Hairzilla.

9:30 a.m. Xiaolin Chronicles “Tokyo Madness”
Kimiko must save the day by going inside Digital Tokyo, a virtual world built by her father to battle a giant cyber worm.

10 a.m. Camp Lakebottom “Bite of the Buttsquat”
No one believes McGee’s suspicion that the suddenly ultra-cool Buttsquat is a Campyre until one by one — they are turned into Campyres.

10 p.m. Slugterra “Upgrade”
When Dr. Blakk is captured it’s up to the Shane Gang to transport him to Stalagmite 17, the only prison that can hold him.

Sunday, September 22

11 a.m. Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “Incredible Shrinking Hulks”
A-Bomb’s birthday calls for a celebratory game of mini-golf, but thanks to the Leader, it’s the Hulks who are miniaturized. Now the one-inch heroes must stop the towering Leader from shrinking every city on Earth.

11:30 a.m. Marvel’s Avengers Assemble “Doomstroyer”
Doctor Doom takes command of the Asgardian Destroyer armor and Thor has to convince the team to trust the one person who may be able to stop him, Loki!

Monday, September 23

8:30 p.m. Kickin’ It “The New Girl”
Jack and Kim help Rudy recruit Sloane, a prized female student to join the dojo. But when Kim encourages Sloane to pursue her passion for singing instead, Rudy and Jack blame her for sabotaging their big catch. Meanwhile, Milton and Joan host an intervention for Jerry’s pathological lying.
Guest starring Kelli Berglund

9 p.m. Lab Rats “Adam Up”
In an effort to get out of training duties, Adam enlists Leo’s help to create a duplicate Adam using Davenport’s experimental cloning device. However, Adam’s clone uses the same device to create another duplicate to avoid going to school and the clones he creates repeat the same process resulting in a mob of ever duplicating Adams.

Saturday, September 28

7 a.m. Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures “PacLantis”
When Dr. Buttocks acquires a map leading to the ancient lost city of PacLantis, Pac, Cyli and Spiral voyage to the bottom of the sea to try and beat Buttocks and Betrayus, and retrieve the legendary power Berry of Youth.

8 a.m. Max Steel “The Secret Admirer”
When a strange virus starts infecting Copper Canyon citizens, Max does some digging and discovers that Toxzon is behind it all and must spring into action when he discovers his mom is the prime target.

8:30 a.m. Packages from Planet X “Tummy Trouble”
In order to get out of school so he can attend the Victory Rally for his favorite full contact Horseshoes team, Dan swallows an alien breath mint package to give himself a stomach ache. But when he gives birth to eight alien babies with a taste for metal, his plans quickly change to saving the huge Iron Bay Bridge where the rally is being held.

9:30 a.m. Xiaolin Chronicles “Magic Stallion and the Wild, Wild West”
Clay leads the Xiaolin Monks on a Wild West adventure, saving his Grandpappy’s cattle from being turned into a casualty of Jack’s latest evil scientific experiment.

10 a.m. Camp Lakebottom “It’s a Headless Horse Man”
McGee is thrilled when he wins a mounted horse head, until the horse head’s evil body starts stealing the Bottom Dwellers noggins in a rodeo rampage.

10 p.m. Slugterra “Back to Blakk”
Eli interrogates Dr. Blakk while he’s captured in prison and learns the truth about where he came from, how and why he discovered ghouls and most importantly, the truth about his father.

Sunday, September 29

11 a.m. Ultimate Spider-Man “Game Over”
Spider-Man teams up with The Avenger’s Captain America and the X-Men’s Wolverine to stop a new threat to S.H.I.E.L.D.

11:30 a.m. Marvel’s Avengers Assemble “Hulked Out Heroes”
The Avengers learn what it’s like to walk a mile in Hulk’s shoes when a Gamma attack by Red Skull turns them into raging monsters – the unlikely duo of Hulk and Black Widow are the last line of defense between the city and the Hulk-Vengers.

Monday, September 30

8:30 p.m. Kickin’ It “Fawlty Temple”
Rudy, Jerry and Milton transform the Shaolin Temple into a resort hotel in a desperate attempt to pay off a loan on a failed business venture. Meanwhile, when Jack meets Kim’s Dad for the first time and isn’t instantly embraced, he spins out of control and will stop at nothing to gain his approval.

9 p.m. Lab Rats “Llama Drama”
When the school mascot’s Dingo costume is stolen by the rival team, Adam seeks revenge by taking their mascot, a llama. When Chase and Adam try to return the llama they discover that the animal has swallowed hundreds of Davenport’s mechanical nanobots causing it to shoot acidic bionic spit.