Disney XD

Disney XD August 2013 Programming Highlights

Author: Nickandmore!

Disney XD Non-Stop Summer

via Disney XD press materials:

Saturday, August 3

8:30 a.m. Packages from Planet X “One for the Ages/Copy Cat”
“One for the Ages” – Dan and Troll use an age-adjusting package to reap the benefits of being older, but when Copernicus steals it, they risk remaining elderly forever.
“Copy Cat” – Dan uses a cloning package to duplicate himself but gets stuck wrangling a mob of simple-minded Dan’s while trying to defeat Copernicus’ evil army.

9:30 a.m. Camp Lakebottom “Cluck of the Were-Chicken/Gnome Force”
“Cluck of the Were-Chicken” – When a hulking were-chicken stalks the camp, McGee must lead the hunt to prove his innocence.
“Gnome Force” – Buttsquat captures one of Rosebud’s garden gnomes and McGee couldn’t care less until a squad of garden gnome commandos takes the counselors hostage.

Sunday, August 4

11 a.m. Marvel’s Avengers Assemble “Hyperion”
An all-powerful super-being, Hyperion, arrives to save the Earth, but when his methods become too extreme, the Avengers must stand up to him to save humanity from total domination.
Emmy Award-winner Brian Bloom (“As the World Turns”) guest stars as Hyperion.

11:30 a.m. Ultimate Spider-Man “Stan By Me”
Spider-Man, Mary Jane, Harry and Stan the Janitor go on a hunt for The Lizard in the tunnels beneath Midtown High.
Stan Lee (“Spider-Man”) reprises his role as Stan the Janitor.

Monday, August 5

8:30 p.m. Lab Rats “Bionic Showdown” (one-hour special)
Marcus and Douglas lure the Lab Rats into a trap and they learn shocking revelations about their secret origins and creator. Leo partners with Eddy for a surprise attack on Douglas’ lair resulting in an epic bionic showdown.

Saturday, August 10

8:30 a.m. Packages from Planet X “Crash Course/A Night at West Iron High”
“Crash Course” – When Copernicus gets his hands on a huge pair of alien mechanical fists, the trio must stop their bickering and work together to save the day.
“A Night at West Iron Gym” – Dan uses an alien camera package that creates tiny action figures of his classmates but they unexpectedly come alive and try to take over the school.

9:30 a.m. Camp Lakebottom “Stage Fright/Frankenfixer”
“Stage Fright” – The Bottom Dwellers stage Armand’s awful play but a jealous Suzi unleashes an evil curse on the production.
“Frankenfixer” – McGee and the kids decide to help Sawyer out with his to-do list and end up finishing off the zombie’s Frankenstein monster.

Sunday, August 11

11 a.m. Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “Doorway to Destruction, Part 1/Doorway to Destruction, Part 2”
“Doorway to Destruction, Part 1” – Hulk’s best pal Rick Jones begins making a web-series to show the world Hulk is a hero and Big Green gets his first chance to prove it when Annihilus invades Earth!
“Doorway to Destruction, Part 2” – The newly formed Agents of S.M.A.S.H. – including a Hulked-out Rick Jones aka A-Bomb – invade the Negative Zone to stop Annihilus once and for all.

12 p.m. Marvel’s Avengers Assemble “Molecule Kid”
Hawkeye and Black Widow take on a covert S.H.I.E.L.D. mission to bring in the son of a super-villain, but when he’s revealed to have a world-bending weapon, they realize keeping their mission a secret may be a fatal mistake.

Monday, August 12

8:30 p.m. Kickin’ It “Gabby’s Gold”
After suffering a humiliating loss, Kim’s entire gymnastics team quits on her, including the coach. With only one week left before the big meet against Seaford’s arch rivals, Kim is ready to accept defeat, until Milton crosses paths with Olympic gold medalist Gabby Douglas and recruits her to coach the team.
Guest starring Gabby Douglas

9 p.m. Disney TRYathlon Part 1
Disney Channel and Disney XD stars team up with three kid viewers in a health-focused competition that will test each team’s mental and physical abilities and teamwork while taking on new challenges. Former NFL star Shawne Merriman will coach the teams and White House chef Sam Kass gives tips on healthy eating.

9:30 p.m. Camp Lakebottom “Sword of Ittybitticus”
During a heat wave, McGee and the gang bring back a glacier and find a tiny, frozen minotaur warrior named Ittybitticus embedded inside.

9:45 p.m. Packages from Planet X “CuRT Meets BuRT”
When a new and improved robot assistant named BuRT arrives, Dan turns his back on his glitchy old pal CuRT much to the delight of Copernicus.

Saturday, August 17

8 a.m. Max Steel “Elements of Surprise, Part 1”
When Air Elementor attacks N-Tek, Max and his friend’s must defeat the powerful beast before he can infiltrate the base and free his fellow Elementors!

8:30 a.m. Packages from Planet X “Mind Licorice/The Iron Crown Affair”
“Mind Licorice” – In order to pass a test and avoid summer school, Dan tries switching brains with Amanda by using alien licorice, but winds up switching with a raccoon instead.
“The Iron Crown Affair” – Dan receives a pair of sunglasses that unmask aliens, but each time he uses them and aliens appear, the sunglasses knock him down and make him go blind.

9:30 a.m. Camp Lakebottom “Cheeks of Dread/Doo Doo Doomsday”
“Cheeks of Dread” – Gretchen must confront her greatest and cutest fear when the Bottom Dwellers are trapped on Screech Island with a camper eating chipmunk.
“Doo Doo Doomsday” – McGee’s eagerness for presents almost destroys the biggest monster holiday of the year when he ruffles the feathers of the magical Permadactyl.

10 p.m. Slugterra “Mission Improbable”
When some members of the Shane Gang are captured by Mr. Saturday, it’s up to Pronto and Burpy to break in and save them.

Sunday, August 18

11 a.m. Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “Hulk-Busted”
When the Leader hijacks Iron Man’s Hulkbuster suits to destroy the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., the team and Iron Man must learn to trust each other and work together to defeat the Leader.
Adrian Pasdar (“Heroes,” “Marvel’s Avengers Assemble”) guest stars as Iron Man.

Monday, August 19

8:30 p.m. Lab Rats “Memory Wipe”
After coming home with a poor report card, Leo uses Davenport’s award-winning memory erasing device to wipe Davenport’s short term memory but inadvertently erases 25 years, rendering him a teenager.

9 p.m. Disney TRYathlon Part 2
Disney Channel and Disney XD stars team up with three kid viewers in a health-focused competition that will test each team’s mental and physical abilities and teamwork while taking on new challenges. Former NFL star Shawne Merriman will coach the teams and White House chef Sam Kass gives tips on healthy eating.

9:30 p.m. Camp Lakebottom “Voyage to the Bottom of the Deep”
McGee, Gretchen and Squirt discover another camp under the lake, along with fishy versions of themselves: McGill, Gretchfish and Spout.

9:45 p.m. Packages from Planet X “Sunset Towers”
Dan believes an old age home is a hotbed of alien activity and sets about using a rubberizing package to bounce up to the roof to investigate.

Saturday, August 24

8 a.m. Max Steel “Elements of Surprise, Part 2”
When Forge is snatched, Max Steel and our heroes must rescue him while taking on a powerful new adversary.

8:30 a.m. Packages from Planet X “Brain Freeze/Party Out of Bounds”
“Brain Freeze” – Dan gets an alien sno-cone machine whose delicious products not only give you brain freeze – they freeze your entire body.
“Party Out of Bounds” – When Dan receives a giant alien speaker package, he and Troll decide to throw a huge outdoor party, but end up cocooning the town instead.

9:30 a.m. Camp Lakebottom “Marshmallow Madness/28 Suzis Later”
“Marshmallow Madness” – Armand goes into a feeding frenzy when wild marshmallows give the campers a rash that puffs them up and makes them look like tasty treats.
“28 Suzis Later” – McGee and the Bottom Dwellers are hopelessly outnumbered when Suzi moves to Camp Lakebottom along with her posse of “mean girl” mud replicas.

10 p.m. Slugterra “Keys to the Kingdom”
Pronto must play king for a day while the Shane Gang follows Nacho into the great Molenoid library to stop him from taking a valuable map.

Sunday, August 25

11 a.m. Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. “The Collector”
Perceived by the public as “menaces,” Hulk and Spider-Man are the only ones left to save the planet from destruction when The Collector captures every last hero on earth.
Drake Bell (“Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man”) guest stars as Spider-Man.

Monday, August 26

8:30 p.m. Xiaolin Chronicles “New Monk on the Block”
Omi takes newcomer Ping Pong on as his protégé, but eventually grows jealous of Ping Pong when he becomes everyone’s favorite. This causes a rift between the Monks, further complicated by the arrival of a beautiful new candidate.

9 p.m. Xiaolin Chronicles “A Girl Named Willow”
Willow and Ping Pong compete for the Xiaolin Apprentice top spot, as well as for Omi’s attention. Meanwhile, Kimiko grows suspicious of Willow’s motives.

9:30 p.m. Xiaolin Chronicles “The Fall of Xiaolin”
When Willow uses her charms on all the boys in the temple, Kimiko becomes even more suspicious and she eventually discovers Willow’s secret double identity as Shadow. Meanwhile, Chase Young captures Ping Pong and takes revenge on Xiaolin, destroying the temple.

10 p.m. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja “McFear Factor”
When Viceroy creates a fear-pooping Robo-Rhino that makes everyone confront what scares them most, Ninja must learn to turn his own fear into a weapon!