Disney Channel July 2013 Programming Highlights
via Disney Channel press release:
Friday, July 5
8 p.m. Jessie “Quitting Cold Koala”
Luke decides that it’s time to cut the strings with his stuffed koala Kenny, so he gives him to Jessie, who accidentally damages him. Meanwhile, to Zuri’s horror, Jessie offers to watch Stuart overnight while his parents are out of town and he drives everyone crazy.
8:30 p.m. Jessie “Panic Attack Room”
Everyone gets trapped in the penthouse panic room after Stuart changes the pass code to get alone time with Zuri. Meanwhile, Bertram and Emma help Jessie with an upcoming audition.
9 p.m. Phineas and Ferb “Knot My Problem/Just Desserts”
“Knot My Problem” – Candace thinks her day will be easy when the boys actually ask her to get Mom if they get stuck in their gigantic reproduction of the Gordian Knot, but when Jeremy stops by and asks for her help to open his personal mini safe, she finds her day getting a little more complicated. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz plans to eliminate every all-you-can-eat buffet in the Tri-State Area with his Eat-It-All-Inator.
“Just Desserts” – Candace volunteers to help Isabella record her audio book so the boys can continue building their giant, recyclable, rock climbing project as planned, and get busted by mom. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz creates a Bring-Out-Dessert-Inator which gets people to interrupt what they’re doing and bring out dessert.
9:30 p.m. Fish Hooks “Bye Bye Bea Bea/Glass Man Standing”
“Bye Bye Bea Bea” – When Bea’s dad lands a new job in Fish Phoenix, the gang sets out to find him a better job in Freshwater, so Bea won’t have to move away.
“Glass Man Standing” – When Albert’s voice starts to change naturally, it seems like he’s finally going to be treated like a man. But when his new voice abandons him at the worst possible moment, he’ll have to learn that it’s not the voice that makes the man, but the man that makes the voice.
Guest starring Jaime Pressly as Lafeesha
Friday, July 12
8 p.m. A.N.T. Farm “secret agANT”
Tensions arise when Chyna and Lexi both have crushes on Dixon, a fellow A.N.T. Meanwhile, in an attempt to make Chyna jealous, Fletcher takes Angus’s advice and agrees to be Kennedy’s date to a party.
8:30 p.m. Jessie “Throw Momma from the Terrace”
Jessie invites Bertram’s mom to visit as a surprise for his birthday. However, unbeknownst to Jessie, Bertram and his mom do not get along. Meanwhile, Ravi and Luke compete in a school egg-drop competition.
9 p.m. Gravity Falls “Dreamscaperers”
Dipper, Mabel and Soos must travel through Grunkle Stan’s mind to defeat a tricky dream demon summoned by Lil Gideon.
9:30 p.m. Phineas and Ferb “La Candace-Cabra/Happy Birthday, Isabella”
“La Candace-Cabra” – The boys set out to prove the existence of the elusive Chupacabra to the world, but Candace can’t stand the wait and needs to first just prove it to Mom. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has the brilliant idea to use his Switch-Place-Inator to remove hair from one person and give it to another so that he can in turn sell his hair growing tonic.
“Happy Birthday, Isabella” – Phineas and the gang celebrate Isabella’s birthday in a big way, but all she really wants is some quiet time with Phineas. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has installed his Bugs Me-Inator onto an evil bug bus and is driving around Danville turning all the things that bug him literally into bugs.
Sunday, July 14
7:30 p.m. Good Luck Charlie “Charlie 4, Toby 1”
Amy goes all out for Charlie’s birthday after discovering Deedee Dooley’s birthday is being celebrated on the same day. Meanwhile, Teddy goes to work at Bob’s extermination business as the receptionist and becomes friendly with Beau, a new young exterminator. Also, Gabe is sent home from school for accidentally getting in a fight.
Guest starring Luke Benward as Beau
8 p.m. Dog With A Blog “A New Baby?”
Avery, Tyler and Chloe react to the news, when Stan overhears a conversation between Ellen and Bennett about a possible new addition to the family.
8:30 p.m. Austin & Ally “Viral Videos & Very Bad Dancing”
Ally is nominated as one of Miami’s up and coming new artists, and attends a party with Austin, Trish and Dez to celebrate. However, when producer Jean Paul Paul-Jean notices Ally doing her signature dance, he warns that this may prevent her from winning.
9 p.m. Shake It Up “Psych It Up”
Rocky pretends to be psychic to prove a point to CeCe, but she winds up accidentally convincing all the kids at school that she can actually see the future.
Guest starring Yvette Nicole Brown (“Community”) as Madame Tiffany.
Friday, July 19
7:30 p.m. Austin & Ally “Tunes & Trials”
Austin writes a song about a girl and after it becomes a musical sensation, fans begin to question who it’s about. In response, Val sues Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez, claiming that the song was stolen from her newest artist and the matter heads to court where the foursome decides to represent themselves.
8 p.m. “Teen Beach Movie”
Teen surfing sweethearts Brady and McKenzie together ride the last epic wave of summer, one that mysteriously carries them into Brady’s favorite movie, the retro surf musical movie, “Wet Side Story.” There, it’s bikers versus surfers for control of the local hangout…and everyone spontaneously breaks into song and dance. McKenzie and Brady must try to return to present day, but their lives may be changed forever when they inadvertently alter the movie’s romantic storyline — and the handsome leading man, surfer Tanner is falling for McKenzie while biker girl Lela is swooning for Brady.
9:45 p.m. Liv and Maddie “Twin-A-Rooney”
Twin sisters Liv and Maddie finally reunite when Liv returns to Wisconsin after spending the last four years starring in a hit musical television show in Hollywood. The Rooney sisters quickly realize their polar opposite personalities put their unbreakable twin bond to the test. While their parents play referee between Liv, a cool, confident, social butterfly who loves to sing, and Maddie, a smart, athletic, high school basketball star who opts for high tops over high heels, brothers Joey and Parker seize the opportunity to capitalize on the chaos and get away with as much as they can.
Sunday, July 21
7:30 p.m. Dog With A Blog “Stan Talks to Gran”
After Grandma hears Stan talking while babysitting the kids, she begins to think that she is losing her mind, prompting the kids to decide if they should share Stan’s secret with Grandma.
Friday, July 26
8 p.m. A.N.T. Farm “past, present, and future”
When Teen Zoltan arrives in a time machine and falls in love with Chyna, he refuses to go back to the 80’s without his true love, so Chyna decides to accompany him back as his prom date. Meanwhile, Lexi hopes to travel back in time to correct a horrible event from the past, an ugly 5th grade picture in a newspaper.
8:30 p.m. Jessie “The Jessie-nator: Grudgement Day”
Future Jessie appears from an elevator time machine to warn present Jessie to run for her life. She tells Jessie that when Ravi grows up, he invents a robot version of Bertram (a “Bertram-Bot”) that evolves into an army which tries to destroy Jessie and take over the world.
9 p.m. Fish Hooks “South Pafishic”
When Fishington decides to cut the Drama Department, Bea and her friends decide to venture into Fishington’s brain to change her mind or else they’ll lose the department forever.
Sunday, July 28
7:30 p.m. Good Luck Charlie “Futuredrama”
Ten years in the future, 14 year-old Charlie watches a video diary that Teddy made about a fight she had with Gabe, in hopes that it will guide her through her fight with an 11 year-old Toby.
8 p.m. Dog With A Blog “Avery’s Wild Party”
To help land an internship with a City Official, Avery agrees to a throw party at her house for the official’s demanding daughter, while simultaneously keeping it a secret from her parents. Meanwhile, Bennett and Ellen attend a sleepover at the park with Chloe and her Healthy Muffins Troop.
8:30 p.m. Austin & Ally “Future Sounds & Festival Songs”
When Austin and Ally are transported to a fantastical future, they realize that advanced technology can feel less personal when it comes to song writing, and learn to appreciate the traditional process.
9 p.m. Shake It Up “Future It Up”
Its 22 years in the future and the groups’ 20th high school reunion is just a day away. Dina and Deuce are happily married and expecting another baby, and while Rocky and CeCe have successful careers, they fell out of touch years ago. Dina wants them to dance together at the party for old times’ sake, but they can’t seem to agree on anything. Meanwhile, Ty and Tinka realize they may have missed out on something special in high school – each other.
Guest starring Leo Howard (“Kickin’ It”) as Logan.