The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 1 001 Aug-11-1991 Stimpy's Big Day / The Big Shot 002 Aug-18-1991 Robin Höek / Nurse Stimpy 003 Aug-25-1991 Space Madness / The Boy Who Cried Rat! 004 Sept-1-1991 Fire Dogs / The Littlest Giant 005 Dec-15-1991 Marooned / Untamed World 006 Feb-23-1992 Black Hole / Stimpy's Invention Season 2 007 UNKNOWN In the Army / Big House Blues 008 UNKNOWN Ren's Toothache / Rubber Nipple Salesman 009 Nov-7-1992 Svën Höek 010 UNKNOWN Haunted House / Mad Dog Höek 011 UNKNOWN 012 Jan-13-1993 Son of Stimpy 013 UNKNOWN Monkey See... Monkey Don't / Powdered Toastman 014 UNKNOWN 015 May-23-1993 The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen 016 Mar-4-1993 The Great Outdoors / The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball 017 Mar-24-1993 Stimpy's Fan Club 018 UNKNOWN 019 UNKNOWN Monkey See, Monkey Don't / Big Baby Scam Season 3 020 UNKNOWN To Salve and Salve Not! / No Pants Today 021 UNKNOWN A Yard Too Far / Circus Midgets 022 Dec-18-1993 Ren's Pecs / An Abe Divided 023 Jan-8-1994 Stimpy's Cartoon Show 024 Feb-19-1994 Jiminy Lummox / Bass Master 025 Apr-2-1994 Ren's Retirement 026 Apr-9-1994 Jerry the Bellybutton Elf / Road Apples 027 Apr-16-1994 Hard Times for Haggis 028 UNKNOWN Eat My Cookies / Ren's Bitter Half 029 Jan-30-1994 Lair of the Lummox Season 4 030 Oct-1-1994 Hermit Ren 031 UNKNOWN House of Next Tuesday / Friend in Your Face 032 Oct-22-1994 Blazing Entrails / Lumberjerks 033 Nov-12-1994 Prehistoric Stimpy / Farmhands 034 Nov-5-1994 Magical Golden Singing Cheeses / A Hard Days Luck 035 Nov-19-1994 I Love Chicken / Powdered Toast Man vs. Waffle Woman 036 Dec-3-1994 It's A Dog's Life / Egg Yölkeo 037 Jan-7-1995 Double Header / The Scotsman in Space 038 Jan-14-1995 Pixie King / Aloha Höek 039 Jan-21-1995 Insomaniac Ren / My Shiny Friend 040 Feb-14-1995 Cheese Rush Days / Weiner Barons 041 Mar-4-1995 Galoot Wranglers / Ren Needs Help! Season 5 042 Mar-18-1995 Ol' Blue Nose / Stupid Sidekick Union 043 Apr-1-1995 Superstitious Stimpy / Travelogue 044 Dec-9-1995 Terminal Stimpy / Reverend Jack Cheese 045 UNKNOWN Big Flakes / Pen Pals 046 Jun-3-1995 Space Dogged / Feud for Sale 047 Jul-1-1995 Hair of the Cat / City Hicks 048 UNKNOWN Bellhops / Dog Tags 049 UNKNOWN School Mates / Dinner Party 050 UNKNOWN 051 UNKNOWN 052 UNKNOWN I Was a Teenage Stimpy / Who's Stupid Now? 053 Dec-16-1995 A Scooter for Yaksmas Old episode guide from Nick.com, via: http://web.archive.org/web/20040407221537/http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_shows/episodes.jhtml?propertyId=591 Season: 1 ROBIN HOEK 2A Ren dreams that he is a brave outlaw who robs from the rich, and Stimpy is a damsel in distress. NURSE STIMPY 2B When Ren gets sick, Stimpy acts as nurse and dedicates himself to curing his friend. (Powdered Toastman, Secret Membership and Good-bye Nose Goblins.) SPACE MADNESS 3A Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy, on a 36 year mission to the Crab Nebula, go crazy from boredom. Stimpy guards the mysterious History Erase Button. THE BOY WHO CRIED RAT 3B Penniless and hungry, Ren & Stimpy get jobs. Stimpy promises a family he can catch a troublesome mouse that is actually Ren in disguise. (Sugar Frosted Milk, Yak Shaving Day.) FIRE DOGS 4A Ren & Stimpy get jobs as fire dogs, and save a cast full of characters during a 40-story building fire. THE LITTLEST GIANT 4B After reading the story of the "Littlest Giant," Stimpy runs away. He arrives in Thumbsville during a terrible drought, saves the town with his tears and makes a new friend. (Ask Dr. Stupid #1, Beautiful Hair Log and Good-bye Chase Tail.) MAROONED 5A Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy's rocket hurtles out of control and leaves them marooned on Wazzu, an eerie uncharted planet, where they attempt to find food and avoid the hideous Braniac men. UNTAMED WORLD 5B Ren & Stimpy host a nature show and travel to an island to see how different species adapt to their surroundings. (My Little Brother Doll, Ask Dr. Stupid #2, Secret Membership, Log for Girls, Good-bye #5 Croco-Stimpy.) BLACK HOLE 6A Ren & Stimpy pass through a black hole, mutate in their strange surroundings, and find a mountain of missing left socks. STIMPY'S INVENTION 6B Stimpy invents a happy helmet that pushes the naturally angry Ren past the happy limit into madness. Stimpy plays his favorite song, "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy." (High Fashion Log for Girls short, Dr. Stupid #3.) IN THE ARMY 7A Ren & Stimpy join the army and get a chance to test their endurance and strength from a drill sergeant the size of a house. BIG HOUSE BLUES 7B Ren & Stimpy are stuck in the dog pound waiting for someone to adopt them. (Sugar Frosted Milk, Dr. Stupid #3, Secret Membership, Log for Girls shorts.) REN'S TOOTHACHE 8A Ren scoffs at Stimpy for his perfect dental hygiene until his own teeth fall out of his head. Of course, Stimpy comes to Ren's aid and gives him one of his teeth as a replacement. RUBBER NIPPLE SALESMAN 8B The entrepreneurial spirit captures Ren & Stimpy and they hit the road with Stimpy's newest invention, meeting many interesting people along the way. (Log & Accessories short.) HAUNTED HOUSE 10A Ren & Stimpy visit a mansion where a ghastly ghost tries to scare them, but they don't even notice his antics. Even a visit from the bloody-head fairy can't scare our duo. MAD DOG HOEK 10B Mad Dog Hoek (Ren) and Killer Kadoogan (Stimpy) take on the Lout Brothers in wrestling mayhem. STIMPY'S BIG DAY 1A/B After winning a contest for "Gritty Kitty Litter," Stimpy leaves Ren to become a Hollywood star. Despite his fame and fortune, Stimpy realizes he misses Ren and returns. (Log #1, Breakfast Tips and Good-bye Gritty Kitty Litter.) SVEN HOEK 9A/B Ren's cousin comes to visit and forms a stupidity bond with Stimpy. This infuriates Ren but allows for countless fun and games. (Action Log & Gritty Kitty short and Good-bye shorts.) Season: 2 MONKEY SEE...MONKEY DON'T 13A When Ren & Stimpy want the easy life of living in a zoo--so they disguise themselves as monkeys and try to hang in there. POWDERED TOASTMAN 13B Our breakfast superhero rescues a man from the evil Muddy Mudskipper, brings breakfast to a hungry Ren & Stimpy and helps the president out of a precarious position. Guest voice: Frank Zappa. THE GREAT OUTDOORS 16A Ren & Stimpy go camping and learn how to rough it with nature's beasts. THE CAT THAT LAID THE GOLDEN HAIRBALL 16B Ren thinks he can strike it rich by turning Stimpy's hairballs into gold. He has Stimpy coughing and hacking all over to make his fortune. What will Ren do when Stimpy's well runs dry? TO SALVE AND NOT TO SALVE 20A Stimpy cannot evade the constant harrying from the Salve Salesman. He gives in and buys all the salve for its many uses. SON OF STIMPY 12A/B Stimpy makes his first friend and then loses it. He searches high and low through rain and snow and dark of night for his lost friend Stinky. THE ROYAL CANADIAN KILTED YAKSMEN 15A/B Ren & Stimpy become Canadian Kilted Yaksmen and brave the jungle, desert and other harsh environments of Canada. (Sugar Sod Pops short and Powdered Toastman #2 short.) STIMPY'S FAN CLUB 17A/B Stimpy is receiving fan mail every day. Ren gets more and more jealous until he just can't take it anymore. Stimpy, realizing this, makes Ren President of the fan club in charge of answering all the letters. (Contest Winner short.) Season: 3 YARD TOO FAR 21A Ren & Stimpy try to swipe some delicious hog jowls cooling on a windowsill nearby. The only problem is that these treats are being guarded by a vicious baboon. REN'S PECS 22A Ren & Stimpy are at the beach when a big hairy muscle guy kicks sand in Ren's face. Ren wants pectoral muscle implants, but he doesn't have enough fat on his skinny body for the transplant. Stimpy comes to the rescue and offers his butt for the operation. AN ABE DIVIDED 22B Ren & Stimpy try to get an honest day's pay as security guards for the Lincoln Memorial. The cartoon duo get into their usual trouble when they break Lincoln's head like a piñata to get the rumored treasure inside. They must replace the head before they lose their jobs. Jack Carter guest stars. JIMINY LUMMOX 24A Stimpy tries to remedy Ren's nasty behavior by introducing him to his conscience. Ren's conscience is played by the great guitar-playing oaf Jiminy Lummox. Stan Freberg guest stars. BASS MASTER 24B Ace fisherman Ren Hoek takes us on a fishing trip in search of the Foul-Mouth Bass. Stimpy ends up making friends will all the fish and Ren seethes at Stimpy's more humane (and successful) fishing techniques. Jack Carter guest stars. EAT MY COOKIES 28A Stimpy joins a scout troop and Ren gets drafted. In this "Girl Guide" group, Ren & Stimpy must sell cookies and go snipe hunting to earn their merit badges. The Girl Guides turn out to be businessmen in disguises. Rosie O'Donnell guest stars REN'S BITTER HALF 28B While trying to clone Ren with his science kit, Stimpy accidentally splits Ren into two opposing personalities: the indifferent Ren and the mean Ren. STIMPY'S CARTOON SHOW 23A/B Stimpy creates his own cartoon and Ren is the producer. Ren & Stimpy go to meet the godfather of all animation, Wilbur Cobb, and pitch Stimpy's cartoon. Jack Carter guest stars. (Flod Short.) REN'S RETIREMENT 25A/B Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years." Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral and the search for the perfect coffin. Alan Young guest stars. ("Dogwater" short with guest stars Gary Owens and Jack Carter. "You Are What You Eat" short with Billy the Beef Tallow Boy.) HERMIT REN 30A/B Stimpy's stupidity becomes too much for Ren and he leaves home to become a hermit. All alone, Ren begins to go crazy because he misses his true friend. ("Field Guides" short with guest star Jack Carter.) Season: 4 HOUSE OF NEXT TUESDAY 31A Looking for refuge, Ren & Stimpy sneak into a model house of the future. Once inside they try out all of the modern conveniences. FRIEND IN YOUR FACE 31B Choo Choo Nong, Stimpy's face parasite, invites his good-for-nothing country cousin to set up camp in Ren's head. LUMBERJERKS 32B When Ren & Stimpy try to collect money from their paper route, Pierre convinces them to grow up and get a man's job: lumberjacking. PREHISTORIC STIMPY 33A A trip to the Natural History Museum to see the skeletal remains of the mammoth Stimpysaurus provides some exciting information for Ren & Stimpy. Jack Carter guest stars. FARMHANDS 33B Hunger leads Ren & Stimpy to sign on as farmhands for two stupid farmers, Abner and Ewart. I LOVE CHICKEN 35A Stimpy is beginning to prepare dinner for Ren when he falls in love with the main course, a chicken. Ren is starving and can't stop thinking of Stimpy's new friend as lunch. WAFFLE WOMAN VS. POWERED TOASTMAN 35B Powdered Toastman tries to grant the wish of Little Jimmy, but his warp speed burns him to a crisp. He tires of doing good and saving the day until his arch enemy, Waffle Woman, comes to town. IT'S A DOG'S LIFE 36A Ren & Stimpy are about to take that last long walk at the dog pound when a sweet rich old lady falls for them and adopts them. Now Ren & Stimpy have to face the perils of being a pet. EGG YOLKEO 36B In the spirit of "Fractured Fairy Tales," Renwaldo the village eggsmith makes a puppet out of dried egg yolk and the Blue Chicken Fairy brings the eggboy to life. DOUBLE HEADER 37A Ren can't take it any longer and he buys Stimpy a one-way bus ticket out of town. In the rush to get Stimpy to the bus on time there is an accident, and they end up at the hospital where they learn the importance of getting along. PIXIE KING 38A Ren & Stimpy find themselves in elf and gnome world where everyone happily works to graduate to Pixie status. Stimpy loves the work, but Ren thinks it's too hard and everyone is too happy. ALOHA HOEK 38B Ren & Stimpy are marooned and starving on a deserted island. Dom DeLuise guest stars. INSOMNIAC REN 39A Ren can't sleep, and his best pal Stimpy tries to help out. Stimpy tries everything from bedtime stories to a lullaby. Alan Young guest stars. MY SHINY FRIEND 39B Stimpy's TV viewing habits have gotten out of control. Ren destroys the TV but Stimpy has another one hidden in the bathroom, and continues his obsession. Finally, Stimpy goes to the hospital and his addiction is cured. Jack Carter guest stars. CHEESE RUSH 40A Ren & Stimpy journey to the Blue-Cheese Mountains to become miners. When they reach the blessed mountains, they dream of being rich, but Ren learns that his cheese is fool's cheese. WEINER BARONS 40B Ren & Stimpy find that they are under-qualified for every job. They travel to Canada to become weiner farmers and strike it rich when they find a wiener gusher. Jack Carter guest stars. Season: 5 GALOOT WRANGLERS 41A Ren & Stimpy play the part of the Galoot Wranglers. This parody of western horse-herding using louts leaves Ren & Stimpy with saddle sores. Jack Carter guest stars. OLD BLUE NOSE 42A Stimpy's nose goblin, Frank Snotra, becomes famous. However when he's ready to perform, he gets stage fright. SIDE KICK UNION 42B The sidekick union is going on a massive strike and Stimpy is alerted. Ren must audition scab sidekicks to fill Stimpy's rather large shoes. SUPERSTITIOUS STIMPY 43A Stimpy becomes overly superstitious. He continues to live by his superstitions and Ren keeps disbelieving. Stimpy's luck is good and Ren's is terrible. TRAVELOGUE #1 43B Ren & Stimpy travel to a new country and (like Untamed World) take the viewer along. TERMINAL STIMPY 44A Stimpy gets paranoid because he's used up eight of his nine lives and only has one left to live. BIG FLAKES 45A Ren & Stimpy are snowed in and Stimpy amuses himself with mundane activities. These only make Ren stir crazy, and when Stimpy invents an imaginary friend, Ren goes mad. PEN PALS 45B Ren & Stimpy are watching TV when they see the grand opening of a new jail where the prisoners are treated like kings. Stimpy wants to live there, but first they must be arrested. They try to get arrested, but they only get beaten. (Varicose Veins short.) SPACED DOGGED 46A Ren & Stimpy are going to be the first dog and cat sent up to space in the Russian space program. First they must be subjected to the centrifugal catapult test, boarding school training, a wind tunnel test and underwater space suit testing. FEUD FOR SALE 46B In the spirit of the Hatfields and the McCoys, Ren & Stimpy present the Nitwits and the Dimwits. The Salesman comes to town and presents these families with bargains they cannot pass up. HAIR OF THE CAT 47A Ren is suffering from horrible allergies. Little does he know that he may be allergic to his best pal Stimpy. CITY HICKS 47B Ren & Stimpy leave the country when it rains and their fields are ruined with fruits and vegetables. They try their luck in the big city. BELLHOPS 48A Ren & Stimpy get jobs as bellhops and must make sure that no one finds out who is living in the top two floors of the hotel. A reporter offers Ren a million dollars for a photo, but when Ren tries to cash in he finds a disembodied head living it up in the penthouse. DOG TAGS 48B Ren is getting ready for the annual Dog Lodge meeting and Stimpy begs to come along. Stimpy dons a disguise to get past the security guard and gets in without a problem. Ren on the other hand, is not so lucky. SCHOOL MATES 49A An old obedience school friend of Ren's comes over for a surprise visit and is appalled that Ren is living a middle class lifestyle with a house cat. Ren proves that he's as much of a dog as he ever was. DINNER PARTY 49B Ren Hoek narrates the proper etiquette (Ren & Stimpy style) for throwing a dinner party. TEENAGE STIMPY 52A Stimpy starts his journey into teenagedom, complete with all of its trials and tribulations. WHO'S STUPID NOW? 52B When Ren & Stimpy are called into their boss's office, they learn they're about to be cancelled. Ren begs and pleads and promises to do anything to save the show. A SCOOTER FOR YAKSMAS 53A/B Ren & Stimpy are preparing for Yaksmas, the wonderful holiday where Stinky Weezelteats and his sidekick Yak visit and leave great gifts, such as hot link sausages and pre-chewed gum.