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Real Monsters Season 1 001 Oct-30-1994 The Switching Hour 002 Monsters, Get Real / Snorched if You Do, Snorched if You Don't 003 Curse of the Krumm / Krumm Goes Hollywood 004 Monster Makeover / A Wing and a Scare 005 Krumm's Pimple / The Monster Hunter 006 Monsters Don't Dance / Gone Shopp'n 007 Old Monster / Mother May I 008 Don't Just Do It / Joined at the Hip 009 Smile and Say Oblina / The Great Wave 010 Cold Hard Toenails / Attack of the Blobs 011 Chip off the Old Beast / The War is Over 012 Where Have All the Monsters Gone? / The Ickis Box 013 Simon Strikes Back / The Pool of Elders Season 2 014 Spontaneously Combustible / Monsters Are Real 015 The Curse of Katana / This Is Your Brain on Ickis 016 Into the Woods / Mayberry U.F.O. 017 Garbage Ahoy / Krumm Gets the Dreaded Nolox 018 The Monster Who Came In From the Cold / Hats Off 019 The Rival / I Dream of Snorch with the Long Golden Hair 020 Goin' (Way) South / Puppy Ciao 021 Eau de Krumm / O'Lucky Monster 022 The Tree of Ickis / Rosh O'Monster 023 Fear Thy Name is Ickis / History of the Monster World, Part One 024 Garbage In, Garbage Out / The Quest for the Holy Pail 025 A Room With No Viewfinder / Krumm Rises to the Top 026 The Five Faces of Ickis / Bigfoot, Don't Fail Me Now Season 3 027 Festival of the Festering Moon / Simon's Big Score 028 Who'll Stop the Brain? / Cement Heads 029 Ickis and the Red Zimbo / Oblina and the Three Humans 030 Baby, It's You / Monsters Are Fun 031 Out of the Past / Ship of Fools 032 Eye Full of Wander / Lifestyles of the Rich and Scary 033 Krumm Gets Ahead / It's Only a Movie 034 You Only Scare Twice / Less Talk, More Monsters 035 Fistful of Toenails / Blind Love, Monster Love 036 Amulet of Enfarg / Bad Hair Day 037 Monster Blues / I Heard the Snorch Call My Name 038 Wake Me When It's Over / Things That Go Bump 039 The Master Monster / Slumber Scare Season 4 040 Battle of the Century / A Perfect World 041 The Lips Have It / Escape Claws 042 Walk Like a Man / A Friend Indeed 043 Watch the Watch / She Likes Me? 044 Oblina Without a Cause / Slick Ick 045 Nuclear and Present Danger / Loch Ness Mess 046 Super Ickis / The Substitute 047 The Great Escape / Beast With Four Eyes 048 Side by Side / Hooked on Phobics 049 Spy vs. Monster / Misery Date 050 Clockwise / Gromble Soup 051 Showdown / Internal Affairs 052 Laugh Krumm Laugh / Rookie Monsters Old episode guide from Nick.com, via: http://web.archive.org/web/20021218014451/www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_shows/episodes.jhtml?propertyId=590 Season: 1 MONSTERS, GET REAL 2A Ickis, Oblina and Krumm pull off a good scare in Bradley's room, only to discover that Ickis has left his all-important Monster Manual on the surface. SNORCHED IF YOU DO, SNORCHED IF YOU DON'T 2B Ickis, having carelessly left his Monster Manual in the human world, faces the dreaded consequences of being Snorched. Tim Curry guest stars. CURSE OF THE KRUMM 3A Odoriferous Krumm, who put the stink in distinct, loses his stench and fears his monstering days are over. KRUMM GOES TO HOLLYWOOD 3B A Hollywood director mistakes Krumm for an extra on his movie set and turns him into a star. MONSTER MAKEOVER 4A Wanting a face only a monster could love, Ickis contemplates plastic surgery. John Astin guest stars. AIRPLANE, A WING AND A SCARE 4B Ickis, Krumm, and Oblina get folded and spindled when they get themselves trapped in a suitcase and loaded onto a plane bound for Wisconsin. KRUMM'S PIMPLE 5A Krumm sprouts a gigantic pimple. The pimple has its own personality and is a hit with the other monsters, putting the squeeze on Krumm's popularity. MONSTER HUNTER 5B Simon the Monster Hunter says there are real monsters in the world, but no one believes him. Simon says he'll prove it to the world. John Byner guest stars. MONSTERS DON'T DANCE 6A TV's lovable Murray the Monster is undermining good ghouls everywhere, because kids aren't afraid of him. GONE SHOPPING 6B 'Tis the season to be scary, and Oblina, Ickis and Krumm are happy to oblige. They terrorize shoppers in a mall, but the tables are turned when the trio find themselves locked inside after hours. OLD MONSTER 7A Ickis, Oblina and Krumm are bored when the Gromble's old teacher lectures at the academy. But when they escort him back to the dump, they learn that old monsters are the best monsters. Pat Harrington and Jonathan Winters guest star. MOTHER MAY I? 7B Every boy and monster's worst fear is realized for the Gromble--his mom shows up at he Academy unannounced. When the Gromble leaves her in the care of Ickis, Oblina and Krumm for the afternoon, there are some alarming results. DON'T JUST DO IT 8A Ickis gets a bad case of hero worship when he is befriended by an impulsive monster drop-out named Puhg, who takes Ickis to the surface without adequate preparations. JOINED AT THE HIP 8B When the Gromble gets fed up with Ickis and Krumm, he merges them into a new monster called Krickis. They're two, two, two monsters in one. SMILE AND SAY OBLINA 9A Even monsters get the blues, and Oblina proves it when she develops her first crush. Ian Ziering guest stars. THE GREAT WAVE 9B Life is no "day at the beach" for Ickis as his self-esteem hits a riptide when he is chosen to be a contestant in the Annual Riding of the Great Wave Competition. COLD HARD TOENAILS 10A Ickis becomes rich when he discovers an endless supply of toenails, but he soon discovers money doesn't make the monster. Jonathan Winters guest stars. ATTACK OF THE BLOBS 10B Oblina becomes a baby-sitter and gets a job minding a blob only a mother could love. CHIP OFF THE OLD BEAST 11A Ickis fears nobody will ever say "like father, like son" when his famous father visits the academy and dazzles the monster multitudes. THE WAR'S OVER 11B The Gromble sends his three monster-students on a routine scare of an old house. But it appears the house is haunted. Monsters don't believe in ghosts--or do they? Pam Dawber guest stars. WHERE HAVE ALL THE MONSTERS GONE? 12A The Scare-Meter and a visit to the Hall of Records informs the Gromble that monster scares are not as effective as they used to be in the human world. What will this mean for the future of the monster race? THE ICKIS BOX 12B Ickis wants to prove the Gromble wrong and show his classmates that TV isn't bad for young monsters. Mickey Dolenz and Nancy Travis guest star. SIMON STRIKES BACK 13A He's baaaaaaack! The relentless Simon the Monster Hunter is up to his old tricks with new traps. Jim Belushi guest stars. THE POOL OF ELDERS 13B The Gromble's students think he's all wet when he tells them about their legacy--The Pool of Elders. Marcia Strassman, Nancy Travis, Paul Williams and Jill Eikenberry guest star. THE SWITCHING HOUR 1A/B Ickis, Krumm and Oblina hit the human world on Halloween night with disastrous results. Season: 2 SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTIBLE 14A Ickis is diagnosed as spontaneously combustible--which means he could explode at any time. His friends feel sorry for him, but at the same time are reluctant to be near him for fear that he could "go at any moment." The Gromble refers to the Academy monsters as "humans" because they are afraid of something they do not understand. MONSTERS ARE REAL 14B Ickis gets "flashed" (gets his picture taken) by a celebrity reporter. If this picture runs on the front page, the existence of monsters will be revealed to humans. Our heroes must band together and go aboveground to retrieve every newspaper copy before dawn. CURSE OF KATANA 15A Krumm, Ickis and Oblina are sent on a scare mission in a museum. They come upon an old Egyptian mummy. Ickis thinks up a creative scare and places Krumm's eyes in the mummy's head. The museum curator thinks the mummy has come to life and puts it under heavy security. The scare was successful. The only problem is that Krumm's eyes are now stuck in the mummy. Our heroes must remove Krumm's eyes without getting caught. This episode features a romantic moment when Krumm is reunited with his eyes. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON ICKIS 15B In the course of giving Simon the Monster Hunter a routine nightmare, Ickis gets sucked into Simon's brain. Ickis can see through Simon's eyes and discovers that he can control Simon's actions. Ickis takes Simon on a rampage through the city streets. Word spreads of this crazy man and he is finally detained by doctors. Oblina and Krumm must get Ickis out of Simon's brain before the CAT scan reveals his existence. INTO THE WOODS 16A Ickis has to perform a group scare, so he turns to a human he knows for help. Ickis uses Bradley to set up a scare to frighten his Boy Scout campfire group. Bradley sets it up so that when his story mentions a monster, Ickis can come out and scare the others. On his way to the campfire, Ickis faces a wild bear and a group of burly lumberjacks. MAYBERRY U.F.O. 16B Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm are mistaken for aliens in a backwater town. GARBAGE AHOY 17A The monsters are foraging in the dump. Suddenly, bulldozers move in and begin pushing the garbage onto a huge barge that heads off to sea with Oblina, Krumm and Ickis on board. At first it's party time, but soon everyone wants to go home. KRUMM GETS THE DREADED NOLOX 17B Krumm gets a bad case of the hiccups, or in monster terms, "the nolox." Every time he noloxes, something terrible happens. It's up to Oblina and Ickis to find a cure for the dreaded nolox. THE MONSTER WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD 18A Oblina infiltrates the human race in a "human suit." When the suit malfunctions, and she thinks she's human, Ickis and Krumm have to rescue her. HATS OFF 18B Ickis steals a magician's hat, assuming that its powers will make him the most popular monster at the Academy. THE RIVAL 19A Oblina, always the star pupil, finds herself challenged to the limit by a gifted transfer student from another dump. I DREAM OF SNORCH WITH THE LONG GOLDEN HAIR 19B Ickis and Krumm are debating over who's the "most fearless monster." Oblina is sick of listening to Krumm and Ickis and dares them to sneak into Snorch's room while he's sleeping and pluck a golden hair out of his nose. When the Snorch awakens and notices his prized possession missing, he gets into a horrible mood. He takes it out on everyone in the Academy, including his best friend, Zimbo. Zimbo takes it upon himself to find out "who done it." GOIN' (WAY) SOUTH 20A Our three heroes get locked in a crate that lands in Antarctica, site of the world's greatest explorer's latest expedition--and the monsters' latest scare. PUPPY CIAO 20B While aboveground, Ickis saves a puppy from being run over. He sneaks the puppy back to the Academy and enlists his friends' help to hide it from the Gromble. EAU DE KRUMM 21A When a human designer releases a new fragrance, the monsters discover it works as a toxic gas against them. O'LUCKY MONSTER 21B Oblina is not superstitious, but when she steps on a slug, she starts experiencing circumstantial "bad luck." Ickis and Krumm give her a charm to turn her luck around. THE TREE OF ICKIS 22A Ickis eats a seed from a tree and soon finds that he's turning into a tree himself. ROSH-O-MONSTER 22B When the viewfinder stops working, Ickis, Oblina and Krumm tell very different versions of the same scare. FEAR THY NAME IS ICKIS 23A A famous artist creates a huge statue entitled "Fear"--which is actually a clay sculpture of a looming Ickis. HISTORY OF THE MONSTER WORLD, PART ONE 23B The Gromble teaches his students about their proud heritage. GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT 24A When the city mayor declares a "Dump the Dump" recycling effort, the lack of garbage cans causes a crisis at the Academy, as the monsters run out of food. THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY PAIL 24B Ickis is chosen by mysterious forces as the monster to search for the holy pail--the most sacred of monster objects. A ROOM WITH NO VIEWFINDER 25A Desperate to avoid being strapped to the viewfinder, Ickis attempts to dismantle it--and the viewfinder escapes. KRUMM RISES TO THE TOP 25B Ickis and Oblina find themselves monster-sitting a swollen, helium-voiced and cranky Krumm when he swallows a helium tank. THE FIVE FACES OF ICKIS 26A The Gromble insists that Ickis come up with five scares in one day. In desperation, Ickis lets a huckster clone him five times so that he can get the job done. BIGFOOT, DON'T FAIL ME NOW 26B Simon the Monster Hunter is hot on the trail of Bigfoot, who turns out to be one of the Gromble's ex-students. Season: 3 FESTIVAL OF THE FESTERING MOON 27A When the Gromble explains that the Festival of the Festering Moon is approaching--signifying that the adolescent monsters are growing up--Ickis fears he'll never be a grown-up monster. SIMON'S BIG SCORE 27B Simon the Monster Hunter always seems to know where the monsters are going--and when. The trio begins to suspect there may be a traitor among them. WHO'LL STOP THE BRAIN 28A Krumm and Ickis go on a rescue mission when Oblina sneezes and her brain escapes. CEMENT HEADS 28B Ickis discovers that three gargoyles are really monsters trapped in stone, and he frees them. ICKIS AND THE RED ZIMBO 29A Ickis discovers a remote-controlled toy helicopter and uses it--instead of his monstering abilities--to complete his scares. OBLINA AND THE THREE HUMANS 29B When the Gromble leaves his nephew in Oblina's care, she tells him a monster fairy tale about a terrifying monster who scared three humans so badly that no human would dare cross the bridge under which she lived. BABY, IT'S YOU 30A The Gromble's nephew, Bomble, is left in the care of Krumm, Oblina and Ickis. They take him with them on a scare to a hospital, where he is mistakenly swapped for a human baby. MONSTERS ARE FUN 30B Oblina and Krumm are given the assignment of terrifying humans aboard a cutesy amusement park ride called "Monsters Are Fun." Ickis decides to prove himself and steals their scare. OUT OF THE PAST 31A The Gromble leads the trio on a mission to finish off a scare he had been unable to finish years earlier. SHIP OF FOOLS 31B The Gromble goes off to the Annual Academy Teachers Convention and leaves Oblina in charge. EYE FULL OF WANDER 32A The trio is led on a wild snake chase, after a boa constrictor intercepts and swallows one of Krumm's eyes during a game of catch. LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND SCARY 32B Ickis and Krumm help Oblina to assert herself and stand up to her demanding parents. KRUMM GETS AHEAD 33A Tired of carrying his eyes around in his hands, Krumm goes to a plastic surgeon and gets a head. IT'S ONLY A MOVIE 33B Ickis' friends think he's crazy when he insists that he is being threatened by a cute teddy bear that he saw in a movie. YOU ONLY SCARE TWICE 34A Ickis, Krumm and Oblina learn not to judge a book by its cover when they attempt to scare a cowardly looking human. LESS TALK, MORE MONSTERS 34B Ickis, Oblina and Krumm must figure out a way to get rid of all of the people picking apart the dump after a radio station announces a $50,000 jackpot hidden there. FISTFUL OF TOENAILS 35A Our trio learns about the Old West from a movie thrown away at the dump. BLIND LOVE, MONSTER LOVE 35B Ickis learns about love and loss when he falls for a puppet show character. AMULET OF ENFARG 36A Ickis carelessly loses the sacred Amulet of Enfarg at a fashion show, and the Gromble must come to the rescue. BAD HAIR DAY 36B Krumm must find a way to stop his pit hairs from taking over the dump after they begin to grow out of control. MONSTER BLUES 37A Ickis befriends an old blues musician who teaches him a thing or two about life. I HEARD THE SNORCH CALL MY NAME 37B The Snorch enjoys a fast but brief friendship with Oblina, much to the dismay of Zimbo, Ickis and Krumm. WAKE ME WHEN IT'S OVER 38A Ickis' friends must find a way to control his "sleep scaring" before he hurts himself. THINGS THAT GO BUMP 38B Ickis learns that you can't judge a monster by his Skrink. THE MASTER MONSTER 39A The Gromble must save his former class and regain his position as teacher after his supervisor, the mediocre and much hated Balook, takes over his job. SLUMBER SCARE 39B It's girl monsters against boy monsters when Oblina and her friends plan a "girls only" night of scaring. Season: 4 BATTLE OF THE CENTURY 40A The monsters battle Simon the Monster Hunter and his latest weapon, the dreaded "Simon Mobile!" A PERFECT WORLD 40B Krumm feels ignored by Ickis and Oblina, so he finds himself a new set of roommates who shower him with attention. THE LIPS HAVE IT 41A A would-be model turns "Super Model" with the help of Oblina's big lips. The only problem is...Oblina can't talk without them! ESCAPE CLAWS 41B Ickis mistakes a lobster for a monster and promises to get him back home safely. WALK LIKE A MAN 42A When Ickis gets mistaken for the famous rock star Suede, he is swarmed by teenybopper fans. He struggles to get home to the dump before they get him! A FRIEND INDEED 42B Ickis learns not to "judge a book by its cover" when he meets a monster with a hideous human face! WATCH THE WATCH 43A Ickis gets hypnotized and acts like a human! Krumm and Oblina help Ickis to "snap out of it" before the Gromble finds out. SHE LIKES ME? 43B Krumm thinks Oblina "likes" him, but he couldn't be more wrong. OBLINA WITHOUT A CAUSE 44A Tired of being the good girl, Oblina becomes a rebel and breaks all the rules she can! SLICK ICK 44B Ickis gets "triple-waxed" at a car wash and becomes so slippery he can barely stand up! NUCLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER 45A Ickis, Krumm and Oblina go scaring in a nuclear power plant and get mistaken for contaminated human workers! LOCH NESS MESS 45B The revered Loch Ness Monster visits the Academy and turns out to be a pain in the neck. SUPER ICKIS 46A When Ickis is mistaken for his comic book hero, Ultra-Monster, he discovers what being a hero is really all about. THE SUBSTITUTE 46B Oblina suspects foul play when the Gromble is missing and a "substitute" teacher mysteriously shows up. THE GREAT ESCAPE 47A Mistaken for a famous criminal and master of disguises, Ickis gets thrown in jail and has a hard time breaking out! BEAST WITH FOUR EYES 47B Embarrassed by his new glasses, Krumm refuses to wear them until the day his friends are in trouble and need him to see! SIDE BY SIDE 48A Tempers flare as Ickis and Zimbo attempt to work together on a desert "pair scare." HOOKED ON PHOBICS 48B Ickis discovers a new shortcut to scaring...PHOBIAS! Too bad not all humans have them, but it's too late for Ickis. He'll have to learn the hard way. SPY VS. MONSTER 49A A spy infiltrates the Academy and mistakes Ickis' drawing of the Gromble for a top-secret message. It's up to the monsters to get it back. MISERY DATE 49B Ickis, Krumm and Oblina accompany the Gromble on his first date in ages, and everything goes wrong. CLOCKWISE 50A Ickis is given a clock that can turn back time. GROMBLE SOUP 50B When the Gromble gets sick, Ickis, Krumm and Oblina set out on a mission to collect ingredients for his special homemade soup. SHOWDOWN 51A Simon the Monster Hunter is chasing down Ickis again, only this time he has help. INTERNAL AFFAIRS 51B Ickis and Krumm take a journey through Oblina's body to battle a pesky parasite. LAUGH KRUMM LAUGH 52A Krumm can't stop laughing, but the Gromble thinks it's no joke. ROOKIE MONSTERS 52B Ickis, Krumm and Oblina get trapped in a garbage compactor. If they don't stop bickering and remember how to work together they're doomed.